Ron: I never thought I would say this to you son, but you may be over thinking this.
 
Leslie: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth because it has been an incredible stressful evening.
 
Ron: The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.
 
Dave: You look like I could use some company.
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • Poise - Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous. 
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  1. Body Grooming - Only women shave beneath the neck. 
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  1. Handshakes - Firm, Dry, Solid. 3 seconds. 
 
Ann: Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • America - The only country that matters. If you wan tot experience new "cultures", use an atlas or a ham radio. 
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • You - You are your biggest ally.