Andy: First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.
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Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.
Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead. Leslie: Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot. Andy: I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll
quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips off with acid, swap faces... April: What? Andy: If we have to. Ron: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Gwen: This question comes from Twitter, because apparently that's something which happens now.
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is -- Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris, code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two. Ben: Oh thank God. Leslie: Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.
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