Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • Greatness Itself - The best revenge. 
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • Self-Reliance - Trust yourself.  
 
Mark: That's funny, because a little birdie told me that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.
 
Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.
 
Andy: The bad guys from Karate Kid 2? Even worse. How about Germany? They've never been the bad guys. 
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • Selfishness - Take what's yours. 
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • Romantic Love
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • Fish (sport only!)
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • Intensity - Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that. 
 
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
  • Skim Milk - That's right. It's on here twice. Avoid it.