Ann: Uh oh, I know that look.
Tom: She's got the crazy eyes.

Jerry: Well, you know it's like I always say 'it ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice.

Chris: The world's my gymnasium Ron! 

Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.

April: I don't want to do things. I want to not do to things like you taught me.

Leslie: Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.

Leslie: Please let me get my insult out I've been practicing it the whole way over here!

April: I dig your groovy tunes man. 

April: I hate him for this stupid reason.

Ron: Jerry's work is often adequate.